High On Life

You don’t need krokodil, whoonga, bath salts, flakka, AH-7921, crystal meth, heroin (pronounced heron), scopolamine or purple drank to find fulfillment in everyday life. You can just light up a bowl of life cereal into a bong or pipe! Mikey likes it.

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Myself

If you hear a toxic shame-ridden self-loathing voice coming from within you, congratulations! You’re The Angry Bee!

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Security Housecat

There are proven health benefits to sleeping with your housecat: It’s a scientific fact that cats and dogs lower a bee’s blood pressure, reduce stress and just make bees generally happier.

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Fatty Fat Fat

Fat shaming Our Bee might make things worse, but a little shame is a good thing. Obesity is linked to terrible conditions like diabetes, heart disease, and virginity.

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