Lies, Deceit and Coffee

Coffee doesn’t stunt your growth and it won’t cause dehydration; it’s flavored water. Coffee only delays sleep by 1 hour and will not keep you up at night. Coffee will not sober you up, so drink responsibly. Unless you’re a rabid MAGA guy… you all are free to drink yourself to life on the other side.

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Lasagna

Not paid attention to when you speak? Isolated because of your age? Excluded by your married friends because you’re angry? Meet The Angry Bee. Unfortunately he knows exactly what you’re going through.

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Make It Funky

“If you got funk, you got style
You’re funkin’ and you’re styling all the while
When you got funk, you got class
You’re out on the floor movin’ your ass”-George Clinton

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Plumber

When things go wrong and they usually will

When life is hard and all uphill

When funds are low and debts are high

When you try to smile, but can only cry

When you reach the end and want to quit

Don’t call The Bee

He’s full of it.

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30 Bad Chapters

You just have to keep on keeping on until you get things right. And from the look of things The Bee has a long and winding road ahead of him. Stay tuned!

20 Bad Chapters

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On Leash

Some parents leave their kids unattended in tech stores while they shop at the mall. Other parents keep their kids in the car on a hot day, while others prefer to humiliate their kids by walking them on a leash. SMH.

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